Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
I don’t have time to finish this and that is probably for the best
I love Anastasia but they get so much shit wrong and I had to talk about it.
Yeaaaahhhh I’m a sad panda right now. *deep sigh*
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"
I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it
Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?
My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.
The recent rise in popularity of dragons is funny because half of it is because of Game of Thrones and half of it is because of How To Train Your Dragon so all these dragon posts are going around and you never know which fandom you’re gonna brush shoulders with it’s like walking into a dragon’s lair and not knowing if you’re gonna get this